fuck sun-dried tomatoes!

...i just think there's more efficient ways to dry a tomato.

STDs (the abreviated version of, studies, read a book) have proven that roughly 90 million hair dryers would produce the equivilent 'drying power' (NY Times) of one Milky Way Sun (not to be confused with the Milky Way Daughter, that rampant slut!). Now if only our government would stop wasting funds on the re-erection of the Berlin wall we'd be able to solve some real problems.

Vive La Insistance!